Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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