i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Obama

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

( o Y o )

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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