How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What's up? A direction...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

69, hahaha

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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