- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

poop

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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