What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Asians

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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