A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Thanks

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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