Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

your a towel.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

nine...eleven

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Women

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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