a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

The 13th Amendment...

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

42

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

OBAMA

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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