silly rabbit, rape is for babies

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

HTML

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Looks through the peephole.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

thumb_up thumb_down +2

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

thumb_up thumb_down

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops