What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

PENlS.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

*you're

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

is mayonnaise an instrument?

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

anne hatthaway

Enchilada

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock knock What

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Anti Joke

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