Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Boobs are nasty!

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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