- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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