- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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