- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Poverty.

If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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