- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

a black father

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Once upon a time.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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