- Anti Joke

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

The 13th Amendment...

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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