- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

womens rights

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

A child with cancer grows up.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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