1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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whats long and black? a baton

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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