Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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9/11

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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