What's white and very boney? A bone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A black goes to college

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A British man walks into a dental office.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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