The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

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