How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How old is victor? Old

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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