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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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