- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Jared Gough is a slut

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Gestapo.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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