Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Japan called... They need help.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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