One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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