What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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