What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whos gay? you are

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your mom

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Hippopatomous!

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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