What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock Knock Come in

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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