- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

A day without sunshine is like night.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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