- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's dead? Your mum.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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