What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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poop

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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