A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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