What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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