- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Obama

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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