an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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