- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Japan called... They need help.

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