- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Chuck Norris.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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