- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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