Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

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