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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A jew go out of a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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