Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Wheelchair high jump

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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