Black Veil Brides.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Women's football

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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