- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

potatoes

Two women were sitting quietly.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Potato.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's dead? Your mum.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??