what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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