What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

( o Y o )

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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