Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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