- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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