- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

whats the best thing about polio...death

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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