Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Black Veil Brides.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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