THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Black Veil Brides.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Cold camel scrotum.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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