A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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i eat poop

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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kiss me?

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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