A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A Banana wrote this...

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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