Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Boobs are nasty!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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fabien

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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