- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Asians

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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