Your mom

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Which one is hardest?

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baby loves lalma

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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