Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What is the best part about football The scoring

Hello

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

connor sucks

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

lick my ballsack.... ok

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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