- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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