Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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