connor sucks

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Chuck Norris

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

K

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Asians

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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