What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Please spell dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Who has downs this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

thumb_up thumb_down -11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

thumb_up thumb_down -13

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops