why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

connor sucks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Chuck Norris

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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