What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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black people

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Alt F4

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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