- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Enchilada

Homework.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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