Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Civil Rights.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The horse said "nay."

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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