- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What's dead? Your mum.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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