a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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OBAMA

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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42

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Asians

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Anti Joke

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