Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Potato

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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