Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Enchilada

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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