- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

I like to eat people

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Womens rights

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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