What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Chicken

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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