What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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imadewords

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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