How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Don't think of granny porn

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Like this joke

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

My mom just died....

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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