Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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test

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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women

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Do you need any assistance?

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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