- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

MICHAEL

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

The Economy

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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